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If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper Age.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Be a good animal. True to your instincts.

We can’t move to jupiter, neptune or mars we can’t live on venus or any of the stars.Earth is our home so we must keep it clean pitch in and recycle to keep the earth cleanWe can’t move to jupiter, neptune or mars we can’t live on venus or any of the stars.Earth is our home so we must keep it clean pitch in and recycle to keep the earth clean

I fell down from a big rock, because he tried to climb on it, but at last he Conquered it  !

Remember that what’s right isn’t always popular and what’s popular isn’t always right.

Everybody makes mistakes; that’s why there are erasers on pencils

Hold every person close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.

A good leader takes a little more share of the blame, a little less than his share of credit.”  –Arnold Glasow  —— Now I userstood why i am blammed too much 😀 😀 😀 !!!

Every road has two directions. Find your direction.

If you decide to win the GAME, at least you can try to win it at any point of the GAME. Winning or Loosing it is defined at the end of the GAME.

It is foolish to fear what you cannot avoid.

If you don’t give your hundred percent in a relationship, you’ll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.

If you BUY things you don’t need; you will  soon SELL things you need

If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete” and start all over!

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.

Injured But Still Capable to WIN !

No matter what or who you are, you are a unique and amazing individual. You have an incredible set of strengths, ideas, dreams, knowledge, experiences and beliefs. Do not let any individual suck the “you” from you. Take note of your strengths and consider writing them down and keep them close to you, along with your goals. Review and add to these regularly.  !

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let’s see if life makes the same mistake twice !

Give Lot of Time to the improvement of Urself then There is No time to Criticise Others.

Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow  !

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

All have different priorities, live for your prioroties not others’ priority.

There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem, and a concerned person solves a problem.

listen to what they say of others and you will know what they say of you. !

If you have any tension, ask your Son to Bat and you Ball & Field with him for 15 minutes; It will be fine for you.

If you wear shoes that shouldn’t get wet, you might not understand shoes very well.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

How long you can FOOL yourself with dummy consolations ?

Il bene del matrimonio dura tre die – il male dura fino a la morte

A man gave an add in Matrimonial column “Wife Wanted”, He got 1000 replies  all saying:- “Take Mine, Take Mine !!! “

Laugh So Hard That Even Sorrow Will Smiles At You.

RUNNING TOWARDS border TO CROSS IT !

Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire, if you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don’t know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you’re tired and weary, because it means you’ve made a difference.

In Process Of Creating An Anurag Out Of Me !

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

I’ve got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end.

Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.  ( Completed 6, headed towards 7th…)

I like her because she smiles at me and means it.

I like her because she asks me to hug her and gives me LIFE!

I like her because she critises all my actions But she LOVES all my actions !

I like her because I love to gift her Platinum & she expects Silver !

Don’t expect that it will RAIN and every grass will be GREEN.  Grass has to fetch

WATER on his own !

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & Those who can’t.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad !

Genius is one who knows everything about something or something about everything.

When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”

Some are too busy winning the game, they loose the essence of the game.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

When you’re lying in bed at night looking up at the stars, don’t panic when you suddenly wonder “Where the Hell is the ceiling?!”

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.

BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SMACK the asshole upside the head.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Just remember……..if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Birds of a feather flock together and then crap on your car.

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don’t assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth of the hole!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile way and you have their shoes.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you’ve just made it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Your mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.

Sometimes you’ll think you understand everything, then you’ll regain consciousness.

A day without sunshine is like……………..well, night.

Seen it all, done it all………..can’t remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword……….get shot by those who don’t.

Nothing is foolproof………….to a sufficiently talented fool.

Everybody lies……..but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world and those who don’t.

The score never interested me, only the game.

This extremely interesting girl, after giving me a single glance from her beautiful eyes, stubbornly refused to look at me again. My vanity at once made me think that it was only so that I would be at full liberty to study her impeccable beauty. It was on this girl that I instantly set my sights, as if all Europe were only a seraglio provided for my pleasures.

I’ve a hobby.I’ve world’s largest collection of sea shells.I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world.Maybe you’ve seen some of it.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.

આ નહિ થાય એમ કહેવા કરતા આ ના થયું એ કહેવું સારું. એમાં એક સંતોષ તો રહે છે કે કામ કરવાનો પ્રયત્ન તો કર્યો હતો.

બધાં મારી તરફ હસે છે, કારણકે હું બધાંથી અલગ છું. હું તેમની તરફ હસું છું, કારણકે તેઓ બધાં એકસરખા અને એક ના એક છે.

In GOD we trust, everyone else must provide the sample code first – Rehan !