રજનીકાંત એસએમએસ

 

આજે બેસી ને સેલ ફોને માં INBOX ખાલી કરતો હતો. મારા મિત્રો એ મોકલેલા RAJNI મેસેજ ને ડીલીટ કરતો હતો. થયું કે લાવ ને ડીલીટ કરું એ પહેલા અહી લખી દઉં.

• Rajnikant’s email address: gmail@rajnikant.com
• Rajnikant’s next movie is called Twitter n he plays all the 140 characters.
• Rajinikant has counted to infinity, twice.
• Rajinikant never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikant lives in Chennai.
• Rajinikant knows Victoria’s secret.
• Water boils faster when Rajinikant stares at it.
• Rajinikant kills two stones with one bird.
• Google won’t find Rajinikant because you don’t find Rajinikant; Rajinikant finds you.
• If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
• Rajinikant can play the violin with a piano.
• Rajnikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
• Rajinikant once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
• If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
• Rajinikant can speak Braille.
• When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
• Rajnikant ate the bite from the apple logo.
• Rajinikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• Rajinikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
• Rajinikant knows what women really want.
• Rajni can strangle you with a cordless phone!
• Rajinikant doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
• Rajinikant can slam a revolving door.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikant was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
• When Rajinikant does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
• Rajinikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Rajinikant can judge a book by it’s cover.
• Rajinikant can delete the Recycle Bin.
• Rajnikant can divide by zero.
• Rajinikant can answer a missed call.
• Rajinikant once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
• Rajinikant can make onions cry.

 

Posted by Anurag on January 29, 2011

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